The Daily Chao
February 4, 2012
Utility curves
My social obligations for the night include a pirate-themed birthday party and a one-month birthday party for Blue Ivy Carter, Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby. Somehow my friends have conspired to have me dress up as two things I cannot be credibly—a person who rapes and pillages and a person who goes to clubs.
Now that I have tried on every item of clothing in my closet, I have found 2 easy to carry outfits that will make me look slightly out-of-place at each venue. This is one way to optimize.
